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Socially Retired T-Shirt

Color: Ivory
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$34.99
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🖤 Comfort Colors® 1717
🖤 Unisex relaxed fit
🖤 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed (fiber content may vary for certain colors)
🖤 Heavyweight fabric — the kind that gets better every wash
🖤 Runs relaxed — size down if you prefer a fitted look
🖤 Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸

The shirt you'll actually reach for.

The Shirt

Soft, broken-in, and built like it's supposed to last. The comfort you'll notice first — the construction is why it's still your favorite a year from now.

Reinforced stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves — built to outlast the phases you're going through.

Seamless quarter-turned collar — no center crease, holds its shape without being asked twice.

Tear-away label — remove it, forget it, wear it. No residue, no fuss.

Free & Easy Returns

30-day money back guarantee — if it's not yours, we'll make it right. Simple as that.

Printed in the USA — printed and shipped domestically, start to finish.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're US-based, and we print here too — Florida and Texas, specifically. For our international humans, we've partnered with printers around the globe so your shirt gets to you as quickly as possible

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, heavyweight. The kind of shirt that starts good and gets better every wash. Full details live on each product page, but the short version: soft, sturdy, and not going anywhere.